But how?

Abstract

I’ve been putting my free-range eggs

in the red wine basket

and the olive oil basket

and the whole grain basket

And I’m jumping on the

and the wild-caught oily salmon  train

and the dark chocolate train.

I’m a health nut,

an almond/weightlifting nut

And I’m still on the

gluten-free bandwagon

as well as the organic one

with a sprinkling of

Ω-3 and vitamin D

And you’re saying I have six months?